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Jesus fffffFFFFUCK! There is so many things wrong with this single page:

1. The whole way Willis got around the fact that Ultra-Car isn’t human, generally hates humans, and constantly mocks relationship is to make her think of it more like a sociopathic friendship. That Malaya thinks of it as a relationship, but Ultra-Car is just letting her. That was his excuse for all this pseudo-fanfiction rubbish. But now she’s in love and doesn’t want to hurt Malaya? That’s a complete 180 on her original character!
2. Same goes for sex, but a lot worse, because Ultra-Car very, very explicitly hated sex and anything got to do with sex. In past comics, it was the thing she seemed to hate more than anything else. There’s no reason why she would go “Oh actually I totally wanted to do it with you but I can’t”.
3. And by ‘no reason’, I mean ‘Willis makes money from porn now and Ultra-Car is Shortpacked’s most popular character’.
4. Why does she have so many visible joints on her torso - even for her waist - yet have none on her face, neck, arms, hands, and pretty much any part of her body that was visible up until now?
5. She’s a robot complaining about how she doesn’t have a specific body part. She is a ROBOT. Complaining about PARTS. This is the human equivalent of complaining that you don’t have a rad tattoo on your arm. Does Willis genuinely not know how machines work or something?
6. The art is still awful. Look at that flipping eye in the third panel. Willis still can’t do shading. And remind me again why Ultra-Car has dark marks around her mouth and eyes?
7. The phrase “Intimacy clearance” from someone who talks like a regular human.

In conclusion, Willis keeps making Ultra-Car act like a robot exactly half of the time, he’s still utterly dedicated to this profoundly shitty canon-fanfiction story, and we can expect his next porn to involve robot sex because money.

Her body is a shell for the AI that is actually Ultra-Car anyways. She can just get a new one that has all the bells and whistles. I mean, how the fuck do you miss that her current body is disposable and can be replaced when she’s already had to order a new arm?

Jesus Breakdancing Christ David, try to remember that Ultra-Car is a machine intelligence not the fucking body currently housing it. You fucking idiot.

And another thing: It’s not even a car anymore, give it a new name!